1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.
2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson
3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson
3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.
I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
by BA Epstein November 11, 2008
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Mahasri is a very nice name!!! A person having it is mostly sagittarius.The person is extremely smart,hard-working and sarcastic.She has a very cold exterior but is very kind and loving from heart.She can be pretty stubborn.Despite her dominant and possessive demenior , she is the most submissive one in the bed! 😉
by Eww people! June 11, 2019
Get the mahasri mug.When the baby mama drama escalates into a physical dispute, but its between more than one baby mama over one man.
Or can be a situation with child support and or a struggle to be with one out of the batch of baby mamas present.
Or can be a situation with child support and or a struggle to be with one out of the batch of baby mamas present.
I am not about to get involved with you, Meggan, Sheika, Shonda, and Peaches Baby Mama War. You should of kept it in your pants.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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Get the Tu Mama Gay mug.Originally from the Harry Potter fan-made play, "A Very Potter Sequel" (the Sequel to AVPM). Based on the character Dolores Umbridge in the Potter books, it is played by a musculuar man in a dress in the play who claims to be the neww "mama" of Hogwarts. In real life, it is the one straight guy who's female friends take total advantage of him in many different ways.
Female friend: Mama, you wanna go to the school and but me a breast cancer cookie?
Mama Umbridge: Sure, I'll be back in a minute.
-While gone, female friends relinquish Mama's seat to an intimidating looking upper classman- Mama returns with cookies for everyone at the over crowded lunch table-
Mama Umbridge: Hey, what happened to my chair?!?
Female friend: That guy took it.
Mama Umbridge: I'll just stand.
Female Friends: And a very lovin' and carin' Mama he is!
Mama Umbridge: Sure, I'll be back in a minute.
-While gone, female friends relinquish Mama's seat to an intimidating looking upper classman- Mama returns with cookies for everyone at the over crowded lunch table-
Mama Umbridge: Hey, what happened to my chair?!?
Female friend: That guy took it.
Mama Umbridge: I'll just stand.
Female Friends: And a very lovin' and carin' Mama he is!
by frumpy daughter November 5, 2010
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