Kintenic

An Xbox live fucking boss

Kintenic is the best halo 3 player.

by Alias jr. jr February 18, 2011

Knifey

Knifey- a form of shartplug. Wherein you mold a piece of toilet paper into a sliver or "knife" and tuck it gently between your butt cheeks.

I ate a lot of chilli so I made myself a knifey and went to the movies feeling confident that no one would even know I was sharting.

by cMacthat October 23, 2011

Malees Kite

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

by Melissa January 20, 2004

steak knife hits

while being severely impaired one loser says "let's take knife hits." the other loser misunderstands him and says "what is a steak knife hit?"

albert, go turn on the stove, it's time took steak knife hits.

by REV. JIM "JONESTOWN" JONES October 7, 2006

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

by El*Duche February 27, 2005

Kiteing

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

by Tim January 16, 2004

Knife-Punch

A knife-punch is a bladed weapon stabbing maneuver so powerful that it forces the victim to fall in the direction of the stab. The victim falls with a momentum equal to the size of the knife and fist multiplied by the speed of the stab, and and is afterwards bleeding profusely

"If I knife-punch you in the face, you will fall backwards bleeding...from the face."

by outsidetheBox January 14, 2010