Shlana King

Isaac Sloan, or more commonly known as shlana king Is a 15 year old stromlo sender that doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. He sometimes ditches the dogs and go to adelaide to some shitty public school called Nazareth but that's besides the point. Currently Shlana king is studying sex therapy at ANU hoping to learn more about his passion of the female body *moans in myles ear* These are his attributes: He is a jacked mother fucker that snorts lines of creatine daily, He has the cock the size of an alpha wolf, He eats more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburbs and He is filled with pure testosterone
#nonofthatoestrogenshit Shlana is also a hard stoner as well as an alcoholic. Half a cruiser and he is in the ER. Shlanas girlfriends names are Dakota and Laila. Shoutout to them on instagram @_dakota.t._ @lailarosecrawley shlana king takes after his uncle eddie. Eddie’s a mad cunt, and even tho he abused shlana king when he was 5 shlana still looks up to him. He buys shlana king black tar heroin from the local dealer.

Holy SHIT!! That guy is throwing a 90 degree whip on Moon Booter, it must be Shlana King

by Noicher August 5, 2021

Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

King Conc

Leader of all concubines and provider of the greatest sex ever.

Osama needed his King Conc for sexual relief from his stress.

by conc000 October 25, 2011

stink king

The person who can light up an entire room with one exhilaration of gas

yo i heard kevin hart was the stink king he farted and made the entire cast evacuate

by stink king December 12, 2018

King Chub

A fully engorged, raging hard on.

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019