kevin

A guy who fucks up every thing he does

Way to trip and pull a Kevin dude!!!!

by Septic sam May 20, 2016

kevin

A physically attractive, selfish, self centered friend/occasional lover who loves tattoos, beer and great music. Positive outlook on life, keeps everything neat, clean and well organized, and only likes movies with interesting plots and listens to adam corrolla. Wakes up early, loves coffea and is good in bed but dislikes hyperactivity. ODD at times but a good companion to listen to…

That kevin is a good guy to have around

by lllittle girrrl February 6, 2008

kevin

a faggot with pointy nipples but only around men and that’s because he’s a gay nibba Exhibit A he had gay sex with brady in the bathroom during STAAR

Issa: look kevin’s nipples are hard again lmao
Ethan: LMAO NIGGA KEVIN

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2018

kevin

a dick man, who is usually metisse. They are often born on April 3. Kevin tends to be a trust worthy lover but shit in bed. Kevin tends to attempt at being a leader but often fails. Kevin has a type of non judging personality and is really good at sports. He is very ambitions. But always ends up alone.

Bruh, you really good at soccer you must be kevin

by Joshuapeter45 October 5, 2017

kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

kevin

A tall man who is a natural at siege. He can clutch ranked games, carry his team, and even beat Matt in a pistol 1v1.

Kevin is a god at siege and will be ranked diamond.

by Teemo103 April 19, 2017

kevin

some dumbass nigga that said he was gon shoot up sum bumass school in yonkers . niggas was all wallin said he had 12 days too prepare fym you got 12 days kevin . anywho he got expelled .

person 1: YO ITS KEVIN

*niggas through they shawtys in front of them to save themselves* (selfish ass niggas)

by ILOVEDICK , EATMYPUSSYNIGGA October 16, 2019