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Luke Kelly 

Slang term used in Australia to describe particularly nasty fecal matter. Named after Rugby League halfback Luke Kelly, the term was originally coined by Rugby League great, Barry Harden-Upman and has become the standard colloquial term used to describe a bathroom visit.
"Man, I am busting for a Luke Kelly" or "Quick get out the way I've got a Luke Kelly popping out!"
Luke Kelly by Gus Bojangles March 4, 2017

Stan Kelly 

A comic maker from the famous company The Onion. Stan Kelly is written by Ward Sutton and he is very wholesome as well.
Hippie: Stop treating animals in humanely it’s not nice!
Chad Adult: Duh!
Chad Adult: That’s because they aren’t human!
Mickey Ds Buyers: Ohhhhhhh!
Stan Kelly: Well done!
Stan Kelly by Edgucated May 4, 2021

pulled a kelly 

resending the same text muliple times because the recipient didn't respond.
10:02 new text

wanna watch rambo with me?

(no response)

10:12

fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?

-that hoe just pulled a kelly.
pulled a kelly by megan marie girrr February 25, 2009

Spicy Kelly B. 

When someone takes a nice shit in your mouth and throat punches You so it forces you to swallow.
Danny gave mason a Spicy Kelly B. last night
Spicy Kelly B. by Daddyrapism March 17, 2021

Machine Gun Kelly

Machine Gun Kelly sucks.
Machine Gun Kelly by Lunchbox6669 February 20, 2022

R. Kelly 

A guy who loves to pork little girls.
Hey, get off my little girl you R. Kelly
R. Kelly by AHHHHHHH December 11, 2003