Jonathan is a type of guy that looks out for his friends. He is caring, funny, sweet. He likes to go out with girls that have a sense of humour, but are not crazy and loud. He likes girls that start with A. Jonathan is sexy and handsome.
by Naroia Slovakdeis March 27, 2017

Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.
He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.
He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.
This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.
He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.
This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
by PotatoBoy96Virgin October 18, 2022

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.
by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021

Really gay guy and has a little dick and eats guy ass and a guy that sucks cock for living and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is gay
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
