dry joke

When a joke is not funny at all and no one who heard the joke got it or laughed.

...Wow that was one dry joke.

by XXpotatopickerXX June 6, 2010

The Joker

A very sick sexual act. Why some find this stimulating i'll never know.
When the woman is having her menstrual peiod, the man gives oral sex and wipes his face sideways across the vagina several times. Having a blood-stained "smile" on his face he looks up to her and says "Why so serious?".

1: i did the joker to my girlfriend last night.
2: Dude, why do you always tell me this shit!?

by kjun134576 March 25, 2009

Fart Joke

An extremely crude and low-class type of "comedy", only appreciated by distasteful individuals, who normally are average high-school jocks, or an extremely stupid person.

Jerry: *farts*
Mike: HA! AHAHAHAHAHAH...
Jerry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

Me: ugh...I hate fart jokes...

by superschwa December 18, 2008

what a joke

When something is ridiculous and you think "that would be a funny joke"

What a joke

by whatajokester October 15, 2011

Inside joke

Have you ever just randomly started laughing in the middle of class because of something that happened the other day? If not, you probably need more inside jokes. Why would I laugh randomly in the middle of class for no apparent reason, you might add, whats an inside joke?, well. PAGING SHANE PAGINING PAGING SHANE, COME OVER HERE SHANE. Wait What? what did that have to do with what im talking about? well that random blurt you just heard that made absolutly no sense to you or didn’t seem funny whatsoever, was an inside joke. An inside joke is something that makes absolutely no sense out of context or is the cause of many awkward "you just had to be there" moments, causing people to become iritable and crack out on demand when this unique phrase is mentioned.

Friend: HAHA DUDE PANCAKES!
PAL: HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Buddy: what are you guys talking about?
Friend: oh well the other day bill threw a pancake at me and landed on my dog
Buddy: What?
Friend: hahaha...oh you just had to be there
Pal: It's an inside joke

by pseudonym 101 January 8, 2010

no joke

a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.

Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.

by Jailbait Kate July 16, 2007

Private Joke

Joking to yourself, that you are the only that could understand or someone you know that knows also what your laughing at.

Lea and Myki: (eating lunch)

Myki: Laughing without reason (remembered something funny)

Lea: Whats wrong

Myki Its a private joke! Hahah.

by gugubebe January 18, 2011