jerry seinfeld

1) A very unfunny stand up comedian.

2) A pedophile, 17-38, all that has to be said.

Joe: you hear about Jerry Seinfeld age gap?

Sam: I'm like hey whats up hello!

Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophile and diddy disciple

by joe mama lol March 3, 2025

Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.

She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.

by liftedbyjerry June 11, 2024

Jerry Arathoon

JERRY IS A JERK!

Jerry arathoon likes to kill students

by anonymous November 26, 2021

barry jerry

blow job

I'll pay you $500 for a barry jerry.

by bubba1234e April 19, 2009

Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019

Jerry Berry

A name given to people named jared

A: Bro is that Jerry Berry?!
Jared: Yes

by Lestercrestthenigga January 19, 2023

Jerrying

The act of coming to someone with a small inquiry and somehow ending up in a longer lasting conversation, allowing you to procrastinate on a pressing task.

Very typical in work situations.

"Feel like I've been Jerrying around the office all day, I haven't finished anything!"

"Man has any one seen Tom? He was supposed to help me with putting this room back together... He better not be out there Jerrying!"

by Sweet & Smoky Pork Tenderloin September 30, 2020