Inch

The unit that a penis is measured in.

My penis is an inch.

by Dirty Dan March 12, 2003

itchypunishbutton pusher

While playing Call of Duty 3 a jackass runs in front of you while your kicking ass and you accidentally Team kill him, which results in the cocksucker punishing you for his stupidity.

Wow we have another itchypunishbutton pusher today, boy i'd like to jam my skin rifle in his eye and fuck him to death.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

6 inches

*wiggles pinky and laughs*

*wiggle pinky and begins 2 laugh maniacally*

by Maki and Kichiko February 27, 2005

2 inch rule

It means that aslong you don't put your dick 2 inches in a girls pussy you didn't have sex.

"So did you fucked that girl?"

"No, i used the 2 inch rule"

by Fetcher September 14, 2007

Itchy Brown Onion

Best southern fried anus in all of Texas.

Have you tried the hot and tasty itchy brown onion?

by truk213 April 30, 2008

itchy asshole

A word generally used throughout northern or central California, used to describe anything nasty, gross, stupid, lame, ugly, stinky, or negative in any way.

Man, that smells like itchy asshole!
it smelled bad

That chick looked like itchy asshole, bro.

I know man, I know...
she was ugly

by xXx555xXx May 22, 2008

One Inch Conductor

Someone with a one inch penis who likes to smoke amps and conduct electricity by touching metal with metal.

Josh who is known as being the one inch conductor touched the battery with a screw driver and smoked my amp in my car. I am very pissed off at him still to this day.

by Rob aka Rob Banks November 5, 2006