Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.

Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.

Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.

by azarockclimb May 9, 2023

Ivanielyz

Ivanielyz is a sweet girl with a beautiful fashion sense. Sometimes she may be wrong in things but never gives up in anything, she doesn’t really go out in dates with people but tends to make new friends. She makes a bunch a of goals for herself and doesn’t let anything get on her way of that. She be slaying every day with the curly hair. Never lose her as a friend cause she will care about you, be nice to you.

Person 1: Ivanielyz is so pretty today!
Person 2: I know right!

by Ashypoo slay May 15, 2023

ivanhoe

ivanhoe school is the worst school in england’s history, as they don’t care about the well-being of their students yet pretend they do.

“What’s the best secondary in leicestershire?”

“It’s definitely not Ivanhoe.”

by hulk innit June 8, 2023

Ivan Hernandez

He who will make you laugh and everyone will respect him, but he will get freaky when you want him too.

Is that really Ivan Hernandez, wow I’m shocked.

by Plethora God June 13, 2023

Ivaan

YOU GUYS SO SEXY THAT YOUR WITH BIG HOT SHITTY SEXY ENERGY LIKE WHEN YOU RUN IT DECREASES FASTER
AND IVAAN IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER NOT LIKE YOUR BIG PUSSY STUPID ENERGY

Ivaan: Yeah.

AND YO SHIT ASS GOOFY ASSHOLE BUTT BITCH
YO SAID MOM CAN I HAVE XBOX AND MOM SAID ILL EAT YO LEGS

AND THEY SAID EEK!! GOPHERS AND YOU BECAME A GOPHER

Ivaan is cool!

by @qxrealnameivaan June 17, 2023

Ivaan

IVAAN IS SO COOL NOT LIKE YOU THAT YOU POOP IN A BATHROOM WITH 2 FACES
AND YO GOOFY AHH SHITASS BRO YOU ARE SO HOT THAT YOU VOMIT AND PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU AND PEOPLE DONT MAKE YOU FEEL OK THEY PUNCH YO BACK TOO HARD THAT YOU DO A:

BLOODY VOMIT GUY
YO SO VOMITING THAT YOU ARE FILLED WITH GREEN BLOOD
AND YO SPIT A NICE COLOR AND CUTE COLOR: PINK
YO SO DUMB THAT YOU DID YELLOW POOP
AND IT THINKS *CO- YOU HAVE LOOSE MOTIONS BRUH

NOW CREATE DEFINATIONS WITH IVAAN IS COOL AND NOT DUMB LIKE YOU ARE

QX - Where is an Ivaan
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by @qxrealnameivaan June 17, 2023