Brown Helmet

When the tip of you head has shit on it.

Damn i just butt fucked that bitch and got a brown helmet

by NIGGA December 6, 2002

Give me some helmet

Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.

George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"

Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"

by Roadhorse August 27, 2008

helmet

a descriptive word used for a certain marijuana whos effects are so powerful that when after smoking an actual protective helmet is required to perform routine activities so one does not seriously injure his or her self

"Hey Willie would you like to go smoke this helmet with me?"

"Yo son hit this hemlmet."

by double digits 70 March 31, 2009

Helmet

condom on the top of dick, where dick is a head and condom has been worn for safety....

Chris always use a helmet before sex cause this ACCIDENT results in birth not in death

by Anks00 May 23, 2011

helmet helmet

what a helmet wears for protection

If I was a helmet, I'd wear a helmet helmet, too.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

purple helmet monster

the end of a penis also called bell-end

stu showed andy his bell-end

by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 1, 2008