Ham Fiend

Someone who is always craving ham, to the point when they stop in the middle of a sentence and say "I have a craving for ham". Also these people use it to break the ice of a conversation, beginning the chat with something about how much they want ham.

Sorcha: (opening door) "Hey, Remy, how you doing?"

Remy: (walking straight past Sorcha, straight to the fridge) "Have you got any ham?"

Sorcha: "Woah, Remy, you're such a Ham Fiend"

by Alvin Mingle III April 25, 2010

Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

by Slyk July 22, 2009

Ham tongue

An unending thirst caused by eating to much salty goodness. There seems to be no real cure besides eating lots of juicy grapes. And grapes work very well to help.

My ham tongue is SOOO bad. Do you have any grapes?

by Julibear17 December 15, 2013

Ham Bone

One who you are extremely gay for.

Man, im so ham boned for that guy.

by jolene van vaught April 27, 2010

ham sandwich

When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!

I stubbed my toe, REALLY HARD..... "OH HAM SANDWICH!!!!!!"

by tea kettle combat September 13, 2008

ham on a stick

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

by McFist April 20, 2005

Ham town

Framingham, massachusetts.

obviously so named because of the "ham" in it. FramingHAM.

No, it is not a large producer of ham.

Ham town is becoming more and more ghetto. Some people are beginning to call Beaver a mini-Boston.

by Sebzilla July 6, 2006