Ham Wallet

1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina

"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

ham tongue

An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.

"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."

by Gwenner November 25, 2013

Going HAM

The process of going "Hard As a Motherfucker", usually while working very hard on something or focusing intensely on video games

Jim: Wow John is really going HAM right now huh?
Phil: Yeah i havent seen him look away from his TV in hours

by Mr.iRageDxT October 7, 2011

ham sandwich

Wonder bread, Miracle Whip, american cheese and, of course, ham. The favorite food of the Hobo.

Willy was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

hobo

by billybobb December 28, 2005

ham sanchez

After successfully completeing a dirty sanchez take a ham sandwich and wipe it across the upper lip of the person who received it, and feast!

Today's Blue Plate Special: Ham Sanchez, $5.99

by Tony Pepperoni June 21, 2006

Dangly ham

when a woman has an large labia that hangs

a girl and a guy are about to havesex she strips off and has a huge labia the next day he tells his friends of that dangly ham

see beef curtains

by troyaqwerty February 23, 2009

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009