Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.

Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."

by Clang May 11, 2006

holy grail

The Holy Grail is the tomb of Mary Magdalene and the Sangreal documents, which prove that she was Jesus Christ's wife and that he was a father.
This theory is discussed in the books Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.

The Holy Grail is not a cup, but rather a metaphor for something much more important.

by Malorie April 28, 2006

Holy grail

1. A used 1-liter bottle cut in half to be used as a drinking instrument. Primarily to be used in consuming alchohlic beverages.

1. Fletch: Hey, would you guys mind if I poured some of my soda into a glass?

Tony: No can do man, dishwasher's broken, gunna have to build yourself a holy grail.

by TFree January 5, 2010

Holy Crap

This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".

Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.

by Poop??? October 3, 2011

holy hugs

A "holy hug" is what you do when you want to hug someone, but it is inappropriate in your current location.
The way you "holy hug" is: you put your arm around the person's shoulder and pat them on the back.

If you go to a Christian school, or any place that doesn't allow hugs, then you use HOLY HUGS

by Jess805 December 16, 2007

holy tamole

Used in cases when one is surprised or shocked.

Holy Tamole look at that line of people! Going to be a long wait

by Foliage September 19, 2020

holy cracksniff

Expression used for being suprised.

Holy cracksniff! that was insane

by leftyhandz November 4, 2009