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haley williams

Common misspelling of Hayley Williams of the band Paramore
Random person commenting on a Paramore blog post- OMG Haley Williams i lo0o0ove u please come to (insert hometown here)

Random person reading comment- Dude, it's spelled Hayley. C'mon.
by ParaMatt October 18, 2008
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Am-hole

An Amazon.com employee who:

1.) Thinks the neighborhood started with their arrival
2.) Walks 6 people wide on the sidewalk talking about Amazon crap.
3.) Snaps their fingers at service people.
4.) Thinks sexy is contrived casual attire, arrogance, and talking/smelling like a used car salesman.
5.) Does not realize they work for a modern day Sears and Roebuck.
6.) Believes they are not a highly expendable cog in the corporate Amazon machine.
I can't stand all these new Am-Hole's in the neighborhood!

Life was a lot better before all these Am-Hole's moved in!
by Laleph January 15, 2012
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Haley

A gorgeous blue-eyed girl with blonde or light brown hair. She is tall and skinny and has a nice body. Once you look at her stunning eyes, you will fall in love, wheither you know it or not. She is smart, funny, athletic, and shy on the outside, but amazing once you get to know her. She is perfect girlfriend material.
I wish I could find a Haley.
by Loner boy December 11, 2012
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Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".
Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."
by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009
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baby hole

Martha's baby hole hurt after she gave birth
by Sexy Supreme April 17, 2006
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gas-hole

1. A person who doesn't pull up to the first gas pump, making the car behind it wait until he is done.

2. Also, a person who leaves his car at the pump while he goes inside the mini-market to buy coffee and some food, leaving the car behind him to wait until he comes back out and moves his car.
1. Move your car to the first pump,you stupid gas-hole!

2. That gas-hole is inside buying coffee and I can't access the pump until he moves his !@#$% car!
by cindy whatever September 1, 2005
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Poking holes

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".
John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"
by saketehcruel December 18, 2012
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