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Canon City High School

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This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!
Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!
by ccscandals February 9, 2017
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wolcott high school

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A public school in a town no one has ever heard of or can pronounce correctly. It's extremely diverse with 94% rich white kids, 4% Albanian, one black kid, and some Mexican kid that doesn't talk to anyone. It is well known for its varsity vape team, and has a swim team even though the school doesn't have a pool. None of the subs speak fluent English and the only one that does is a dick. When you walk into the lunchroom, it is completely divided. Nerds at one table, Emos, bisexuals and potheads at another, Fuckboys at their own table, and then there is the THOTs, the table with the ugly girls/freshman, the table with those weird kids that play with their food, and of course the table with that one anti-social kid sitting at it. The teachers are supposed to take our phones if they see them, but only the old bitchy teachers do. And whenever a rumor or story is told, it spreads like a wildfire. The only difference between hell and Wolcott High School is that hell has air-conditioning. Whenever there is a party the cops show up to bust it because they have nothing better to do, and now we have to have a teacher standing at the door every time we take a shit, to make sure we aren't jerking off or vaping. Our school slogans are "Go Eagles!" and "Lets drive 40mph in the parking lot because, why the fuck not!?!?!"
Wolcott High School is full of THOTs and rich white kids.
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Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny
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Somers High School

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A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.
These kids are all throwing water bottles at us, must be from Somers High School
by synebee May 3, 2018
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Davidson High School is a shitty school in Michigan that received nation headlines twice in the last two years. In 2016 nude pictures of one of the slutty high school girls ended up being sent to some of the teachers. This made the attention seeking ho happy as well as the teachers but it was never discovered who was doing it. And then in 2017 some idiot took hundreds of nudes from dozens of the slutty girls in school and posted them on line. Again, the slutty girls were happy for the attention but the police were not amused and the stupid guy was arrested. The slutty, attention seeking girls were called victims and given hugs and treated like heroes instead of just hoes.
Davidson High School is infested with slutty girls that will do anything for attention.
by oceancats May 28, 2017
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An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.
“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”
by DubV 69 December 1, 2018
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Shoeburyness High School

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An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo
Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.
by Mr.GowerXoxo March 9, 2019
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