Half Thirty

1. A deliberately indeterminate time in the future. Cross between half past the hour and thirty minutes past, but the hour isn't specified.

2. Never

Tell him I'll be there at half thirty

Baby, I'll be home at half thirty sharp.

by Big Pat September 14, 2008

halfasseditude

The quality of being able to start many projects without ever fully completing them. This can apply to one or more people, and is often times habitual.

"Dude, when are they gunna fix the hot tub at your apartment?"
"Who knows, the halfasseditude at that place is rediculous.

by Poon_Daddy October 21, 2007

Half-Sick

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.

A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche

by Spandex Unicorn January 22, 2009

Halfassidness

1.) The quality of being half-assed; the resultant perception of an individual--or group of individuals--being slothful, ignorant or apathetic.

2.) The essence of a result or solution that has been completed to a less than acceptable level of quality. Mediocrity.

Thanks to the halfassidness of the staff at Best Buy, I decided to buy my new TV elsewhere.

After the case cracked twice on her vibrator, it was apparent that the quality control department at Electra-Schlong, Inc. was fraught with halfassidness.

by Turbine Monkey January 21, 2009

halfasstination

(v.) - A portmanteau of procrastination and half-ass. Describes a situation in which one does not wish to complete an important assignment, but also realizes that work must be done. Generally involves surfing the internet while periodically doing small, unimportant things to attempt to complete the project.

I'm halfasstinating on my English essay. Facebook is much more interesting than exploring religious implication of nihilism, but I don't want to pull an all-nighter to finish it, thus the halfasstination.

by Drtylb8 May 26, 2009

halfasstination

synonym: procrastination
To procrastinate knowing that when the deadline comes, you will only be able to do a half-assed job.

Man, I waited too long to write that report and turned in such a lame excuse for a paper that I got a D-. I am the master of halfasstination.

by procrastinators of tomorrow July 2, 2009

Halfer T Washington

a half 8th of marijuana / 25 dollars worth

"I don't have enough for an 8th, lemme get a halfer T Washington

by ddubs18 July 3, 2009