Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

Gorillah grip pussy

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.

“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”

by Peter Two Tones January 31, 2025

Serbian Grip

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.

Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.

by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025

Sniff 'N Grip

When you're hitting it from the back and you pass smelling salts under her nose making her clench, making you cum inside.

I thought I could pull out till I hit her with the Sniff 'N Grip

by Finkle76 February 15, 2025

grip beast

Just some wild slang I just spotted in a TikTok comment.

"In a few years you can help her do other things she looks like she’s going to be a grip beast"
"Just a little grippy goblin hoping one day to fulfill the grip beast potential"

by AnonFox February 18, 2025

Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.

Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.

by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025

Gripping the walls

The act of taking such an extraordinary sh*t that you have to hold onto the walls for dear life.

“That Mexican food had me gripping the walls fr”

by Skymam56 March 10, 2025