Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.

by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011

Goochie Goochie Goochie

To be very cute. You say it when you are really old, or you want to be annoying. You have to say it repeatively, for it to work. The old ladies cats from Dj & The Fro are Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie.

Old lady: Watch my cat video they are soo, Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie.

DJ & The Fro: DELETE VIDEO!

by jaileneeee June 30, 2009

gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011

goobie

Slang for penis.

Origin: student paper.

1. He's got a big goobie.

2. What a goobie-head!

by RichMere April 16, 2008

goobie

Slang for penis.

Origin: student paper.

1. He's got a big goobie.

2. What a goobie-head!

by RichMere April 19, 2008

Gooch

A person who tell people they never loved them at all.

Girl: "I never loved you!"
Boy: Your such a Gooch!"

by Crstn March 14, 2007

Gooch

the line between your balls and ass

this girl licked me in my gooch

by soerhgk;s May 25, 2007