goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016

Old Gooberette

An Old Gooberette is a female individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Bitch

She's such an old bitch. Hey that's what happens when your an Old Gooberette.

by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online

Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!

by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017

fooshy goober

A fooshy goober is a term of endearment used for an amazing friend. It’s mostly used on someone goofy, funny, and an all around great person. If you are called a fooshy goober it may sound like a mean name but trust me it means you’re goofy nice and a great person. It can also be used if someone screws up in a funny way.

Person 1: god i Love Olivia and hailey SO much they’re so goofy and nice.
Person 2: yeah, they’re such fooshy goobers!
When used as an “insult”
Person 1: crap i just called my teacher mommy!
Person 2: Hahahahah you’re such a fooshy goober!

by Gucci gang fooshy goober November 22, 2017

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

Miss Goober

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.

Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around

Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers

by Goober Dana October 25, 2018

Illiterate goober

Someone who can’t properly spell what most would consider simple words, this makes them stupid.

*stolen, you illiterate goober

by Cjstaple May 5, 2019