Walk the goat

1) v. An awkward phrase that can be used to confuse listeners and leave them thinking of the derogatory meaning for days.

2) v. A phrase that can be used to mean many questionable actions.

1) Paul: "I think I'm gonna go walk the goat."

Emily: "Ugh, you would."

2)Paul: "I totally walked the goat at Emily's graduation party."

Elizabeth: "Really? What was it like?"

by skdjhk January 15, 2009

Hat Goat

A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.

Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"

Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."

Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"

Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

Iced Goat

when you give someone the goat, rub the lip of a smirnoff ice on your ballsac, and make them drink it while down on one knee

"big papi's coming." "dude, get the smirnoff ready so i can give him the iced goat!

by FT5-0 November 16, 2010

ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008

Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015

Brown Goat

The whore of a group of individuals: slut. The easy one. Someone who sleeps around a lot.

Monica is such a Brown Goat. I heard she hooked up with five different guys on spring break.

by unorthodokz March 16, 2009

silly goat

The cutest thing you've ever seen. Usually referring to a significant other. Usually solicits many "awwws" from others because it is so darn cute.

Dude you must really love your girlfriend
yeah, she's my silly goat, my everything.

by Silly Goat April 12, 2016