salty fucker

A fucker who is salty

“He’s salty.”
“He’s a fucker.”
“He’s a salty fucker.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

Brain-fucker

A propagandist. Drawn from the Russian term pronounced (loosely) as "maz-guy-ope", a brain-fucker is one who tries to fool his(her) listeners with: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)

I don't listen to talk radio. Most off those guys are brain-fuckers.

by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019

tecchou fucker

some weird bitches who obsess over tecchou

I love tecchou so much I feel like a tecchou fucker

by YuriStay March 23, 2022

Ninny-fucker

Someone who is willing to have sex with literally anybody, especially stupid people.

I bet you'd rail her you fuckin' ninny-fucker.

by Theycallmefaggot June 13, 2016

sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.

Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?

by Never he-man February 1, 2016

Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.

“Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker”

by bluecheese yeah yeah yeah May 21, 2020

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017