Cloy sneeked in and screwed Tom’s wife, in the same bed as Tom, while he was sleeping...that is one bold fucker!
by Momslayer June 15, 2018
A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?
Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013
Noun.
A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.
Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.
Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.
Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat January 30, 2012
by Supersekc November 17, 2021
by jiggy jo momma October 14, 2009
Italian that takes their Italian heritage a little too seriously. Usually the person is 5 - 25% Italian so it makes no sense.
Look at the fettuccine fucker, he lives in Russia and is Asian but he reps that 2% Italian heritage like it's the only thing that matters
by mstrb8r October 13, 2020
A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
by Yiff-center June 20, 2018