metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005

Mental mind-fuck

1) A situation in which someone is trying to mess with your mind.

2) Something confusing.

1) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind-fuck can be nice.

2) Oh, man, that test today was such a mental mind-fuck.

by Steven Johnson April 26, 2006

Mexican window-fuck

A traditional Mexican event where they line up during an erection and sprint into a large window to break with their cock

Yo Aiden, you coming to the annual mexican window-fuck tonight? Its gonna be lit

by Big John!! April 26, 2021

Mexican Butt-fuck

A drink made up of Half Red-wine and half Jose Cuervo. The usual after effects the following day are excessive diarrhea and burning of the anus.

friend: so how was that mexican butt-fuck last night?
you: i now know why they call it that...

by pueblo sanfrio May 3, 2011

mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach

Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.

by PrincessCupcakes June 7, 2016

Mercy Fuck

The sex you give your partner when they are looking & feeling pathetic.

He had had such a bad week and I was really tired but I gave him a mercy fuck to cheer him up.

by Rakky4 February 4, 2010

mexican fuck knuckles

When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.

what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011