Featherbind

1. A lengthy, outrageous online novel and manga featuring many very shiny young men who lead very complicated love lives and are perpetually doomed.

2. Hah hah! Gotcher soul! *Wiggles feather*

"Featherbind has many people pretending to be fans."

by The Almighty Sun God Vaiden December 7, 2003

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

father mark

He calls himself "The Singing Priest", though he is clearly not catholic. He used to be emplyed by SMLS, and he would bring a fiddler who did sommersaults while playing.

Guy 1: Have you heard that hit album "Gift To Me" by Father Mark? The SMLS choir is featured on it.

Guy 2: Ooooooh, ahhhhhh

by Tspot September 14, 2006

featherclucker

Another way of calling somebody "chicken" and saboteur simultaneously; indicative of a coward who nevertheless does something bold to inconvenience in some way those around him, only to flee the scene or try unsuccessfully to weasel his way out to avoid repercussions.

Can also be used as a euphemism for "motherfu**er," namely someone who grieves someone else and shows little remorse.

Can also be used by chicken harvesters to insult a particularly stubborn poultry when eluding capture to avoid being butchered for meat.

"You're not getting out of this one! You stole my Gatorade, you featherclucker!"

"These featherclucking hens are getting on my nerves!"

by ObscuredOne October 25, 2006

Father U.C.K.

FUCK

Father U.C.K. the police
-frequent Wu Tang Clan lyric

by mcornell October 4, 2008

Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).

Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.

by club30 April 4, 2009

Father Whipper

Father Whipper or Old man whipper was a Christmas story that originated in France. In the year 1150, Père Fouettard a local innkeeper brutally killed three little boys, However the night being Chrismas eve St. Nicolas in his pass by saw this terrible act. St. Nicolas revived the dead boy and enslaved Père Fouettard to be his evil helper forever. Père Fouettard Now the Father Whipper is the entity that give children coal for Christmas.

Parents: Be good or Father Whipper will give you coal

by Horrorkid September 2, 2018