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University of Florida 

4 year university found in the sticks and swamps of Florida in which the students pride themselves on believing they are of Ivy League Status. However, rather than retrieving their heads from their anuses and realizing that both they and Florida State University are Public schools in Florida, they will continue celebrating their recent 2004 win against FSU because it was the first in 18 years (older than any Freshman or Sophomore to remember).
"I go to UF and I think my degree is equal to that of someone who graduated from Oxford University."
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Sintral Florida Derby Demons 

It is a group of wonderful hot chicks that are part of a flat track derby team based in central Florida.
Hey, did you go see the Sintral Florida Derby Demons' game this weekend?

inland florida 

The really shitty part of Florida. This isn't the pristine beaches of Orlando. This is the trailer-filled shithole full of red necks who have never seen the ocean (even though it is only an hour away). The only reason people go to inland Florida is to leave it.
Evan: I'm heading down to inland Florida for spring break!
Spencer: Fucking sucks to be you, watch out for the gators and Trump-supporting trash people.
inland florida by Morgan Reilly November 19, 2018

Margate Florida 

An autistic city where anything is possible gang activity, drug use, crazy homeless people and much more it’s fun to live there tbh
You from margate Florida bruh lucky
Margate Florida by Sexyboy6966969 September 5, 2021

hilliard florida

Hilliard, Florida is a town full of imbreds and hoes. Full of herpes, AIDS, and STDs. All the guys dicks are small. Truth.
Hilliard Florida: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL MY COUSINS TO THE YARD

Taking a trip to Florida 

A code phrase for anal sex.
"When in a relationship is it ok to talk about taking a trip to Florida?"
Taking a trip to Florida by Daith September 21, 2013

University of Florida 

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.