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florida moron

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19
damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons
by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020
mugGet the florida moronmug.

Florida Icing

While having sex, the guy finishes and immediately tags his grandfather or other geriatric male(who's been jacking off the entire time in the closet) in to ejaculate on her face.
"Grandpa told me for Christmas this year, I'll be getting a Florida Icing!"
by Supa Dupa Poopa June 9, 2025
mugGet the Florida Icingmug.

Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?
Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?
by Hurricane2005 May 31, 2023
mugGet the Florida Citrus Centermug.

Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
mugGet the Florida Maraccamug.

Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
mugGet the Florida man Fuckfestmug.

Florida N.Y.

Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.
Why do I have to live in Florida N.Y.
by ilovenuggss February 13, 2019
mugGet the Florida N.Y.mug.

Florida Sick

As opposed to being homesick, to be Florida Sick is to miss Florida so much you want to go back, regardless of whether or not you call Florida home.
Its February, its cold, and I’m feeling really florida sick rn. I need warm weather.
by DevilRay97 May 2, 2023
mugGet the Florida Sickmug.

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