floffel sprocket

The part of a car engine that always causes you to break down, the part that is attached to the giggling pin.

Gonna be expensive miss, u see that ? floffel sprocket needs replacing.

by wikiboom April 25, 2011

Floating Orgy Fuckfest

A sea cruise, loaded with many, unattached single people.

When Jill finally contacted Mike after getting is phone number, he was already about to go sailing on the Floating Orgy Fuckfest, and she was afraid he might hook up with someone else

by AccidentalDestiny February 2, 2013

floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 23, 2013

Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

Float a stink egg

To fart, pass gas out of your rectum, flatulence,

“What is that smell did you just float a stink egg”

by ratt7288 June 14, 2013

floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

floathe

The most extreme level of hatred for someone or something; shortened form of "fucking loathe"

I floathe Justin Bieber

by Mystic Liver November 30, 2013