Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective
Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3
by Willyc73 July 10, 2024
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Fast guys

Those glasses are some fast guys
by 2nd lunch March 6, 2021
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Fast and loose

To perform a task recklessly, yet skillfully, under dangerous circumstances; to waste no time in doing something that needs to be done right now, while "cutting corners"; to disregard formalities and niceties in a social scenario by getting straight to the point that more often than not, can be considered offensive.
"You specters play fast and loose with the law - that's bad for business," -Gianna Parasini, Mass Effect; "You all better not be fast and loose when driving down that muddy hill while hauling the dangerous cargo in the trucks!"; "A lot of people like to take things slow when dating, not rushing things by being fast and loose."
by TehAngryXeno February 20, 2024
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FAST IS MET

Listening one time my little mate... I saw the cash and fast is met ..
by Tommy Ross August 10, 2025
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fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
by twilyth October 21, 2008
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Fast and furriest

Fast and furthest.. .meaning when a man doesn't manscape for at least two weeks and has coitus with his female partner and fucks her fast and furry like a squirrel
He gave her the old fast and furriest
by Enzolammento March 7, 2019
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dry fast

Like water fast but without water or any liquids usually a term used by anorexic communities and is dangerous as it’s dehydrating
I am going to dry fast today I won’t drink any water or liquids until it’s over
by Lanadoom July 26, 2023
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