Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.

by Hydiin November 12, 2014

Not My Pig Not My Farm

"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .

Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Digital Chilli Farm Famila

A sexual act performed by a desperate woman in an agriculture field. This must involve a minimum of 5 male field laborers and must be performed in the dirt and with no protection. Male participants should span over multiple generations. This risky behavior is performed mostly in the summer months and commonly near migration camps. The female participant is most often an older business woman from an affluent community.

That was one hot digital chilli farm famila and I got dirt all over my dress and knees.

by Michael Bolton October 12, 2017

jake from State Farm

my only friend

Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.

by chicken is noice December 19, 2015

cream cheese farm

A place where cream cheese is harvested and cultivated.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the cream cheese farm!"

by The muffin man October 30, 2003

Jake from State farm

Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.

Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous.

by Badlegoman101 September 24, 2017

Blue Water Baboon Farm

a toilet bowl with a fresh package of that stuff that turns the water blue.. combined with poop.

someone forgot to flush, now there's a smelly blue water baboon farm in the bathroom.

by Noelisgeh March 30, 2009