Florida

hot as hell

Gray: In Florida, what we call water is Bud Light

by turtleboifortnite February 15, 2022

Florida

florida is a place where meth induced lizard people and old sad people with Danny Duncan live

florida man jhaskhgkjbs,brhk "shoots guy then rides off on a aligator"

by rrpuw February 22, 2022

florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022

Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

florida milkshake

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina

my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week

by secretlyapepe April 4, 2022

Florida Milk

Cum

Damn, I love drinking this Florida Milk

by Gamerman3338372726 April 11, 2022

Florida

The United States' penis, the breeding grounds of crackheads, and the most popular vacation spot for hurricanes. A place where alligators have gotten thrown through drive-thru windows.

BriZ: Them Florida bitches for real be havin' sandy cheeks.

by PhoebeSpengler April 22, 2022