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facebook crop

Part of speech: verb

Describes a photo in which one or many people have been obviously cropped out of the picture in an attempt to focus on an individual. Most notable feature includes some body part (ie. shoulder) of the cropped person remaining in the frame.

Most commonly used in situations where the person being cropped out is disliked by the individual doing the cropping.
v: Sally facebook cropped James out of her profile pic after they broke up.
by Matthew Knore April 8, 2010
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Facebook Hero

Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.
As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.
by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017
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Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.
by Butholeman September 10, 2015
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Facebook Narcissism

Any social media message designed to draw attention to the minutiae in one's life it would not ordinarily merit.
Travis' boisterous comments on the flavor of generic cola brands proved a perfect example of facebook narcissism.
by Travis.The.French October 6, 2010
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The Facebook Hypocrite

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.
Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013
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Facebook Hooligan

someone who posts some needless information on facebook during sport events, such as football games.
"Yes! Team X is in the lead!"

"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
by bunnyhunter March 14, 2011
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The Facebook Paradigm

The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.

The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.
I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.
by fluvial March 4, 2010
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