Fortnite kid

A fortnite kid is someone who is a fat fuck, uses their moms credit cards, and has no future for themselves.

Ex: Joey cruz

Wow look at this fortnite kid

by Bigdawg74 June 22, 2022

Fortnite Battle Pass

When you see the new fortnite battle pass, you shit ur ass so now you are booting up your pc because you need to get that fortnite battle pass. You like fortnite also it's night time because it's 5 o clock and do people remember adventure time.

Friend: Yoo look at the new fortnite battle pass
me: I just shit out my ass bro

by Sussy English July 6, 2022

Fortnite Kid

A lazy motherfucker who sits in a bed playing Fortnite all day. They are braindead children who say Fortnite created everything. They will never understand what a holiday is. In order to make them understand what something is, you have to explain in Fortnite style. Once you explain what “happened” in Fortnite. They will understand now. Make sure to give them free V-Bucks whenever they say or else they’ll go on a tantrum.

This kid only plays Fortnite and believes everything Epic Games says, he’s a Fortnite Kid.

by Shiny_Kai December 31, 2022

fortnite water

A term used to cause confusion or disgust in people when you say it. Use this if you want people to think you’re weird.

“Hey Jake, guess what”
Jake: “What”
“Fortnite Water!”
Jake: “..okay?”

by Fuzت May 28, 2023

Fornitelover23

Basically joey! THE BEST DUDE IN THE WORLD CAUSE HES EXTREMELY EPIC! Hes the best friend anyone could ever have frfr. He likes homestuck so hes automatically amazing.

"Fornitelover23 is so cool"
"Ikr but his name is joey fuckass"
"Kys"
"No"
"Epic"

by Theunknownist July 3, 2023

Forknife Stroonstick

An abomination created by silly slaves at the American University in Blagoevgrad. This shit combines:
-Fork
-Knife

-Spoon
-Chopstick

-Straw

Some myths explain it as follows: When drunk and high devil and God took a shit.

A: There are too many utensils for eating. What can I do???
B: You need the Forknife Stroonstick! It combines everything in one and it makes eating 10 times more convenient!

by Sasho lulina August 22, 2023

The Fortnite Crash of 18

The release of a game in 2018 that statistically decreased teen pregnancies but increased teens coming out of the closet.

"Hey Thomas I heard your trying to get pregnant with Janet"
"Idk Jared, it's unlikely with The Fortnite Crash of 18"
*grabs Jared's dick*

by BigPPBoy May 13, 2018