mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

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National bring your foreskin to work day

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.

And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019

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Forrest Gump in a dress

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.

Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010

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Foreskin Fart

When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.

Chiron: The fuck was that noise?

Tyrell: What noise, nigga?

Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?

Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.

Chiron: A what?

Tyrell : Here let me show you.

by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 5, 2017

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