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Fongpay

Who farted? It is a chinese word for when we say: Who farted? It is prenounsed fong-paaaay.
Oh noooo fongpay? instead of: oh nooo who farted
by Niller January 24, 2008
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Fondle Monkey

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.
I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011
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Chest hair fondling

An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground
"I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera."
by LaDonnaMobile September 13, 2008
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Fonte

A faggot who runs the dictatorship the Berrystead
Fonte is a faggot
by Gillington March 13, 2019
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Fonze

a lesbian who takes on the characteristics of a male and would be ugly even if she was trying to be a female.
"Holy shit, check out that fonze!"
by Nicole/Angelica October 14, 2004
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dog fondler

an insult to someone who is so depraved they fondle dog's genitals or generally engage in animal sex (bestiality)
by fido January 21, 2004
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Ball fondling

when you reach out to shake someones hand but your shorter than them so it seems like your trying to fondle their balls
marks walked up to john and put his hand out to ball fondling level
by jack ya dek April 14, 2018
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