Jango-Flube

To consume a tube of toothpaste and then to urinate it out again, not having changed in substance or flavour.

I just jango-flubed your nan sucka!!!

by Alexbobingyfingyficationism April 19, 2008

swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

Cumflouti Flouter

A generic Phrase that can be used in any context at any given time, to comedically substitute words.

"Samantha, gimme some cumflouti flouter for my ."

"Steph, well fuckin gimme the Jared for my Lared over there first, conflouti.

by Stephanie <3 February 5, 2007

fluke

something that doesn't go as planned. can be used to describe a situation or a person.

"That party was a fluke"

"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"

by brittanyxcarter April 20, 2011

flutent

Adj, used to describe absolutely anything. Bad or Good.

That hat is so flutent!
That flutent girl will never come back!

by Korn March 22, 2004

Fluent in sarcasm

Fluent in sarcasm...Anything you got...I got better.

Him: "shut up you stupid bitch"
Me: "who are you calling a stupid bitch...? Then again you'd recognize seeing's you were the stupid yard bitch." I will always kick your ass because you're a fucking pussy. Don't pick on a bitch fluent in sarcasm.

by do i act likei fuckin care? December 28, 2014

swine flue

flying pig,

"you can have that twenty quid back nexed week mate" "yeah and pigs can fly" "i know that swine flue right over my head"

by ooligist May 2, 2009