Chinese English 

A combination word consists of Chinese and English pronunciation which formally looks or sounds like both Chinese and English.

You spent a fourtune for lots of useless stuff only for promotion on the day of Double Eleven? Dude, in Chinese English, you are a shability.

Chinese English by Legendman November 12, 2014

icecube english 

When you have an icecube in your mouth it is very hard to talk properly. For example, when you've just put it in, it is virtually impossible to pronounce any consonants, making you vocally inept. However, as it melts in your mouth you slowly regain your power of voice. This is all known as icecube english. It continues for a short while after its fully melted as well.

"I drank a pint of coke in a glass full of ice, then ate the ice afterwards. I had a bad case of icecube english for at least two hours."

icecube english by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2005

post modern english 

the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.

i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap

post modern english by the November 14, 2004

old english 

A type of beer usually 40 oz.

Damn i was getting fucked up off that old english.

old english by BanginShorty4 August 13, 2006

American English

What happens when you send a bunch of people who can't spell to colonise a continent.

“Hahaha! na, you guys are all right.”
-Flexo

American English by Angry Loner March 3, 2007

Old English 800 

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.

Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!

Old English 800 by Daxa July 18, 2009

The English Welcome 

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.

Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?

The English Welcome by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019