icecube english

When you have an icecube in your mouth it is very hard to talk properly. For example, when you've just put it in, it is virtually impossible to pronounce any consonants, making you vocally inept. However, as it melts in your mouth you slowly regain your power of voice. This is all known as icecube english. It continues for a short while after its fully melted as well.

"I drank a pint of coke in a glass full of ice, then ate the ice afterwards. I had a bad case of icecube english for at least two hours."

by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2005

post modern english

the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.

i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap

by the November 14, 2004

old english

A type of beer usually 40 oz.

Damn i was getting fucked up off that old english.

by BanginShorty4 August 13, 2006

American English

What happens when you send a bunch of people who can't spell to colonise a continent.

“Hahaha! na, you guys are all right.”
-Flexo

by Angry Loner March 3, 2007

Old English 800

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.

Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!

by Daxa July 18, 2009

The English Welcome

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.

Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?

by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019

Fuck yo' english

Definition- A phrase used to describe your utter disdain for what they're saying to you.

You don't agree with what they're saying to you as it's a slight against your persons or what you believe in.

1st person: Man your an idiot. The last thing you want to do is smoke around those gas tanks.

2nd person: Man...fuck yo' english.

by Hawks1326DLH May 29, 2010