Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

joke-eat

The art of eating beyond one's limitations; pushing oneself to the point of almost vomiting.

I'm so full but I need to joke-eat at least 3 more of the tacos to get to 10.

by jokeeatingchamp November 25, 2011

Eat a bullet

To go fuck off

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, GO EAT A BULLET.

by MrKnowsItAllllll June 30, 2022

man-eating

Inclined to eat human flesh, especially something or somebody that kills and kills humans for food.

This creature was a man-eating menace.

by Doctor WTF November 15, 2022

eat a brownie

phrase for someone to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

ayo stupid bitchass nigga you horny ass nigga you tryna pack on discord dot com my nigga shut you bitchass up nigga go shut the fuck up and eat a brownie stupid ass nigga

by Amonglord July 18, 2021

Eat a dick

To consume or otherwise place a male genitalia (dick) in ones mouth. A two part insult.
1. Telling someone unliked to put a dick in their mouth
2. Telling someone they are a faggot.

Hey, dumbass... Go eat a dick.

by Flipt3 April 14, 2006

eat the salad

Eat the salad is a phrase invented by Donald Trump. He was the first man ever to say this phrase. It is a great phrase. Maybe the greatest phrase ever.

It means “swallow my tired old grey pubes when you go down on me”

Eat the salad, Rex

by George Oh’nile March 13, 2018