Epic fuck tonne

Grossly oversized quantity.
Unfathomable in most circumstances.

"I love you an epic fuck tonne Richard"
"Charlene drank an epic fuck tonne last night"

by Team Charchie February 27, 2017

EpicGamerKid

A stupid ass kid who thinks he is the shit. Most likely plays on the Xbox, and plays games like minecraft and spiderman. Often is heard cussing with parents yelling at them in the background.

this kid named EpicGamerKid thinks he is the shit

by ashy ash ash June 26, 2018

epicgirl800

Stalked her crush for yrs and never talked to him

Don’t be a loser like her (epicgirl800)

by Obito78 April 5, 2022

epic fail

A term for when average everyday run of the mill failure, just doesn't cut it.

If you're going to succeed, good for you. If you're going to fail, make it an epic fail.

by PrincessZeffie August 7, 2008

epic fail

Jim Morrison's "poetry".

Jim Morrison's poetry is epic failure.

by not found [Error 404] April 25, 2009

Epic

Adjective used liberally by egomaniacal douchebaggy, wannabe runners, cyclists and triathletes to describe their athletic performances as tremendous feats of will and strength beyond that of mere mortals.

Wow, those were epic 3.1 miles!

by Crunner September 24, 2011

Epic Hippie

A hippie who is for the protection of the planet, and also for the better of the world, but not necessarily it's people, and is for the end of the wars, by any means. One who will resort to violence to get what is right or just to benefit the Earth or stop the wars, even if it means injuring or harming another person or group.
Also referred to as a "Sometimes Hippie" or a "Half Hippie" or a "Violent Hippie".

"So, you really think we should just blow up the middle east?"
"Yeah man, that would get rid of all the oil, so we would be forced to use a more beneficial energy supply, and also the war would stop because of it."
"No one to fight back, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Damn, you're an Epic Hippie."

by Erik Willms February 27, 2008