drive-by watermelon

similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)

the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance

the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack

by D-Bizz November 16, 2006

drive-by convo

The awkward conversation that takes place when two people are walking toward each other, but neither stops, and both are left trailing of half formulated sentences of 'good thanks...' 'see ya..' and sometimes questions are ignored because too much distance has been covered.

Matt is so awkward, we always seem to have a drive-by convo.

(example of drive-by convo):
"Oh hey, how are you?" (the pass) "Good and you?..."(~6ft apart) "good see ya.." (muffled under your breathe because you realize you're awkwardly far away to talk)

by T-Monskies March 11, 2009

Drive-Through Drive-By

The game of ordering, paying, and picking up your food through a drive-through without stopping. -10 Points if your car stalls.

"Are you doing a drive-through drive-by?"

"I really hope they don't ask if we need napkins cause we've gone too far..."

by JoElaine February 3, 2010

drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.

Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.

by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 25, 2009

Driver

A driver is a software program with the purpose of connecting hardware to a software interface. You will know drivers from messages such as: "Installing driver for device X", "Update your drivers to a newer version", and the worst of all "No suitable driver found."

Tech N00B: Why can't I use my new soundcard.
Tech G0D: Have you installed the drivers?
Tech N00B: Why would I need drivers?
Tech G0D: Talk to the hand

by Qavin June 5, 2018

Drive By

Going down on your lady when she doesn’t expect it to happen; like when she’s getting ready for work or changing her clothes. This usually happens while she’s standing up.

I saw my sweet Bee getting dressed and I was overwhelmed by her beauty so I got down on my knees, pulled her panties down and gave her a drive by.

by BobTWayne December 2, 2019

Foot Drive

To knead somebody's crotch with the sole of the foot, as if you were shifting into neutral from drive.

Look at that chick giving him a foot drive. She's stomping the hell out of those testicles.

by Biff Slamkovich March 9, 2010