dogstacle

Combination of 'dog' and 'obstacle'. When your dog lays down in your path - usually when you are carrying something heavy and don't see him.

I fell over that dogstacle when I was moving the shelf down the hall.

by macpuppy July 26, 2010

dogsqueezins

n. The sausage-shaped droppings that are expelled from a dog's anus during the act of defecating, usually accompanied by an unpleasant odor.

Hey, Ron! Don't step in those dogsqueezins!

by dogsqueezins January 7, 2012

dogspreading

When a dog stretches out on the sofa leaving no room for you to sit down and you have to remind him he’s not the one who bought it.

After a long day at work I just wanna sit down but Fido is dogspreading all over the couch leaving no room for me.

by Clirkus June 27, 2019

Dogshagger

A person who is continually lazy and avoids work at all costs

Daz is a right dogshagger, where's he disappeared to now?

by AutoBoltOn January 12, 2021

dogshit-in-dogwater

Like the term dogshit, but doubled in severity.

"Twitter is such a dogshit-in-dogwater website."

by plastithottie 1.0 September 3, 2021

social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”

We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.

by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020

Raining dogshit

From Cantonese "落狗屎", when it is raining so hard that the HKO issued an Amber rainstorm warning (but refuses to issue the red warning until 8am) and you cannot not get wet even at all costs.

See:
Raining cats and dogs
Bucket rain

Waaaaaaaa diu it's raining dogshit outside how am I even supposed to go home

by someone out there who is bored November 10, 2021