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Depression 

Having depression is like being colorblind in a world of people telling you how colorfull their life is.
Person 1: I am depressed because of you so please leave

Person 2: Fuc you
Person 2: Bye
Person 1: Okay, bye
Depression is awful
Depression by Funky Fulkerson January 2, 2022

Postmatal Depression 

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
Postmatal Depression by JimDan November 21, 2010

postdepartum depression 

The emotional letdown following a holiday or other big event when all the company leaves and you're left with nothing to look forward to.
"It was a great Christmas, but the postdepartum depression is really setting in now"
postdepartum depression by OD Ron January 1, 2012

Crispy depression 

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead
I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

visual depression 

When you see something so visually unpleasing that you just get depressed.
That meme that Bobby showed me, gave me visual depression.

dan depression 

the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.
I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.