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by blowmenow February 04, 2008
The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.
Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!
Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it
Karen: sex?
Sharen: only if you want herpes?
Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it
Karen: sex?
Sharen: only if you want herpes?
by William Donelly May 17, 2021
by MoobsSlowbin69 January 16, 2021
" Welcome to the basement burger bar, can i take your order?"
" Yes, I'll have the Cum cereal with a side of horse fluid."
" Yes, I'll have the Cum cereal with a side of horse fluid."
by linkybinky June 07, 2014
I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.
by urbancocktionary December 14, 2011
The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.
Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.
Some people have multiple of these socks.
You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.
You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.
Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.
Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.
Some people have multiple of these socks.
You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.
You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.
Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.
Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.
Oh really, how
I started using The Cum Sock
Wtf bro
Oh really, how
I started using The Cum Sock
Wtf bro
by TheGhostKing April 07, 2022