cum

ok why did you search up "cum" on Urban Dictionary?

Guess it's cuz he wanted to cum to all the horny definitions here...

by TotallyAHuman October 27, 2022

Cum

Something a child starts producing when they hit puberty.

Hayden had a thought. He wanted to jerk off! He got in bed, and started jerking off. But, he forgot to close the door! His dad entered and said "Do you need a demonstration?" Hayden blushed, "I'm only 10, dad!" Hayden's dad closed the door and started ripping off his clothes. He threw the sheets off and put his monster 10 inch cock into Hayden's mouth. Hayden was stunned, all he could see is a 10 inch cock covered in hair, but he liked it. He moved his dad and jumped on his dad's cock. "Put it in me, papa!" He started jumping on it and felt something warm and wet sploosh in. He then cummed all over his dad's face. Then, his friend picklocked the door and came in. He recorded it while he jerked off.

by 10inchMONSTERcock October 27, 2022

Cum

A white, sticky, substance that is stored in the lungs. Tastes amazing on toast.

Cum is stored in the lungs

by NBA cum October 27, 2022

cum

oh fuck im cumming lois

David: hey babe im gonna cum soon
Jenny: ok daddy im busting ohhhhhhh!
David: im so hard rn
Jenny: guacamole nigga penis

by Gaynikker October 31, 2022

cum

When a man ejaculates to a point, some stuff will come out of the tip called semen (cum). In past tense, the word is “came”

Esteban: I came so hard thinking about her last night. There was cum everywhere.

by w33dman1ac420 November 10, 2022

Cum

Cum is a thing not an object, if cum has enough volume to be thought of as an object you are a whore.

“mmm cum”

by beanbob November 14, 2022

Cum

Sticky White Substances As Well Known As Sperm Same Thing With Cum.

“AH!~ I’m gonna cum!” the female moaned as she is getting an cock rammed into her tight walls, if the male cummed inside her making a sperm/child she would be pregnant with an fetus.

by Michealbjordanlover911 November 15, 2022