bite my crunchy brown ass

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Ginger Bread Man: Bite my crunchy brown ass!

by TheBlobbyShow October 16, 2007

crutch odour

Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.

Girl: fancy a shag?
Boy: fuck off, you've got crutch odour, go and wash your cunt!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

chunch

A combination of a game of chess with lunch. Often a weekly endeavor.

Hey John, would you like to chunch it up as usual this Friday?

by rianus1 August 7, 2009

crunchwrap supreme

jerking off into a womans panties then folding it up and placing it back in her underwear drawer

that chick left me with blue balls so while she was in the bathroom i gave her the old crunchwrap supreme

by sgt mo January 7, 2009

crunchy turtle

To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.

Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL!!! February 13, 2005

popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007

Chunch

One who's personal, professional, or aesthetic choices are discordant with ones own. The term carries a negative connotation. You don't hate a chunch, but you sure don't want to hang out with one.

Look at that chunch in the khakis, they're pulled up to his neck.
Holy shit those Oakley Blades are mad chunchy.
He was on his phone the whole time he was in line. He's a total chunchlord.

by tothewonder February 11, 2021