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Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.
Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!
by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021
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cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices
When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.
by uncletubba May 25, 2021
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Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021
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Cooterspackle

Looks like jennifer is gonna shit out another kid. If her husband keeps pouring the cooterspackle to her, her uterus is gonna fall out
by Stony hardwick November 14, 2021
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Cooterbot

I am crying about 13 days in a row I am a cooterbot.
I have to take a medical leave for a sniffle cooterbot status.
by Binsquad November 26, 2021
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cooter punch

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy
by jymsel May 13, 2022
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Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.
I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!
by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022
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