constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020

Constitortionist

Noun. (Pronounced - kon'ste-tortion-ist) - A person identified as re-interpreting or dramatically bending the Constitution of the United States and Amendments therein, in such a way as to be counter to the interpretations of the US Supreme Court or formal Constitutional scholars, and to also suit a specific political narrative contrary to the founder's original meaning.

Donald Trump is a big fat lying piece of shit for saying that the Constitution gives him the power to do anything he wants, he is such a Constitortionist.

by Al-Edged-Lee June 8, 2020

constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

constitution

To fuck someone while they are in a swimsuit

you me and my girl did the constitution

by pussyfuckerdickhater October 13, 2020

Constitutively

Having the power to establish within the system itself

Elevation Digital Assets is constitutively positioned within the Digital Transformation of the Economy itself.

by Elevation DA November 22, 2020

Constiqueous

A smart creature, mentally capable of more than his/her peers.

I'm so good looking, so funny, so charming, so constiqueous and so modest.

by SssmRt.alec November 29, 2020

Constic

Constic is the cutest man a live

Please love me constic

by DefinitelyNotZahps March 5, 2021