clump of words

Don't be so upset about Roe v. Wade, it was just a clump of words. Not a living thing it's our right to terminate it at any point

A clump of words is all it is. Not worth keeping, no value

Just remember that RBG died so that a clump of words could be terminated

by TinklesTheGoat June 25, 2022

Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

Columbus Concussion

While a man is receiving a a blowjob from a female. Before ejaculation the man punches the women on the top of the head, knocking her unconscious. The man then proceeds to defecate into the womans mouth and then leaves the premises.

I was too drunk to get off so I knocked that bitch out and gave her a Columbus Concussion.

by RobertAlphonso January 3, 2011

Columbian Snowplow

When a female snorts some crack off of your erect penis, and sucks it at the same time.

The bitch was OTR, so i snuck a columbian snowplow on her and after that she was hurtin for a squirtin

by a-boogy January 19, 2007

Penal Column

<noun> Slang;

1) The penis.

"I am male, observe my mondo penal column."

by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005

clums

clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network "Quakenet."

nevertheless, he example´s himself :)

by clums March 10, 2004

Clumps

Clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!

u got the Clumps u gained alot of weight!!

by sykedamenice December 29, 2011