colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

Coulson

Scapegoat, fall guy. Takes the hit (or shit) for a number of people.

I know let's make it look like Andy did it. He can be the Coulson and we can go home smiling!

by works4me June 24, 2014

Gd Colon

Is Very Important

Minus 8 GD Colon

by Braixtomp654 February 24, 2020

Colonization

1. a country creating colonies in generally uninhabited, unclaimed areas

2. Invasion of the colon (ass)

1. In the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries Britain was very big on COLONIZATION

2. Shit that doctor just gave me some mad COLONIZATION

by captain awesomely amazing September 19, 2008

Colton

A dumb ass who sucks at playing call of duty and lies so you think he is cool with a really high voice that reminds you of a little girl who sucks in bed and likes dick

look at that faq

He sucks a COD like a Colton.

by Colton Bailey March 14, 2010

Colton

a boy who makes you like him a lot but doesn't like you back and when you stop he'll just like you and you'd get into a whole weird situation considering you're bestfriends. then he asks you to sleep with him but he's already went and slept with 2 other girls at the same time before he asks you but say he just wants you.

man, that boy is almost as difficult as colton.

by i likeD you July 20, 2009

colonel

a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...

he's being a colonel today.

by dont tell my secret August 22, 2008