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Cleat Chaser

A person—usually a woman—who is infatuated with, actively pursues, or dates athletes, especially those who play sports that require cleats. A cleat chaser is typically found at games, practices, or after-parties, hoping to catch the attention of their favorite player (or players). They can also be found in a player’s DM’s, without fail.
Sarah is totally a cleat chaser. Every year when the Cowboys come to town, she's always trying to land a hookup.
by kingjames1107 June 23, 2025
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Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025
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certaminator

A competitor in the quiz game certamen.
Salvēte Certaminatorēs! It’s only one week until the NJCL convention! Y’all ready?
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Certified Lover Boy

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A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.
by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025
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An action or behaviour characteristic of, or typically associated with, the tendencies, choices, or mannerisms exhibited by Rehan and/or Rayhon
Bro ate the whole chip bag, Certified Rayyhheeeeooonn Moment
by oldspice3214346 August 25, 2025
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Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.
"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."
by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025
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Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.
He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.
by kydeelou September 27, 2025
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