chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.

Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.

by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

by anonymous December 28, 2022

Pull choke

Slang term for someone who is always doing dumb shit but thinks he’s cool

Curt chicks don’t want to see you talk with your butt man quit being such a pull choke!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025

Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018

choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.

Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!

by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009