Fuck cheese

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.

That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!

by Catie :) January 18, 2005

Piercing Cheese

The smell that comes from streched earlobe piercings when you pull on them.

I almost puked when I smelled the piercing cheese coming from my streched ear.

by 420nikki August 8, 2006

Brown Cheese

Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.

The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men

John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.

by Gommwah August 18, 2010

Nacho Cheese

Cheese that's not yours

stop! that's nacho cheese it's mine!

by The great divider August 15, 2008

cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

cheese grater

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!

by davy_boy June 15, 2007

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005